It’s just so tasty. I get the feeling from reading about the effects of refined carbohydrates on my body that this stuff has the same effect as snorting the ground up butts from a train station ashtray, but so be it.

This is, of course, based on the famous New York Times article on No-knead [...]

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In one of my wild frenzies this last spring, I built a flicker house and tacked it right under a spot that looked like a cartoon woodpecker hole in my wall. It seems flickers like to feel like they “made” their house, and so I even filled it with sawdust (thanks, Todd!).
Today, we heard [...]

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So, I buys me some tortillas today, and they’re about $3. There’s six of them. $.50/tortilla. That’s $1/each for my laziest food, quesadillas, without counting the smoked jack from Trader Joe’s or the miscellaneous vegetable matter (usually outta the garden.)
No way, José.
Well, anyway, I decided it was time to make my own. [...]

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This is mostly another note to self. I recommend passing on it.
I was out feeling the need to do something for myself to ease my existential pain, and so I decided to try some wines that I don’t know diddly about. I stopped by Portland Wine Merchants and laid my cards on the table. [...]

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