Comments on: Hiring

By: Rian

Rian — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:47:47 +0000

“You used a lot of words.”
Aw, princess, you DID read it! Well, since you asked, I’ll tell you. I let them go. Until one day… Phyllis the Kat figured out the game, and after I let the bird out of the box, she ran past me, jumped in the air, dragged the bird to the ground, and ran with it behind some trees. I imagine she let it go after that. SHE LET IT GO AFTER THAT!

That was the end of the bird trapping game.

By: Farmgirl_dk

Farmgirl_dk — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:43:22 +0000

Nice profile. You used a lot of words. What’d you do with the robins once you caught them?

Signed, an unwashed mass

By: Farmgirl_dk

Farmgirl_dk — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:39:36 +0000

Just a reminder, but on that last response you forgot to say “princess”. As in “You are welcome, PRINCESS”.
Anyway, what do you mean “if things get really slow”…? Certainly you’ve ALREADY read EVERY one of my posts.

You liked those donkey scrotum pictures, eh? Yeah, I figured I lost a few readers over that particular choice of mine. I’ll see if I can’t find a couple more – and I’ll dedicate them to you!

By: Rian

Rian — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:18:16 +0000

Oh yeah, please note that I have created an “About” page, just for you.

You are welcome.

By: Rian

Rian — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:17:12 +0000

Hiya princess… thanks for stopping.

I am SO not mysterious. Unless you find dorky middle-aged fathers of two to be mysterious. I can often be seen driving a minivan with a dent.

Hey! Is that James Bond in that van with the dent?! Why are his clothes so wrinkly?!

If things get really slow around here, I’ll stop over and read all your posts and then write a post about my wacky friend with the exposed donkey nuts. She so crazy.

By: Farmgirl_dk

Farmgirl_dk — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:18:39 +0000

Ok, this is a very funny post and you are a wonderful writer. (But, um, who ARE you? I can’t find your profile anywhere…hmmm…the mystery…) Your “hire me because” list was so spot-on, I could relate to every one of them!

I just wanted you to know that I was laughing out loud a lot while reading some of your posts and my dog was giving me the eye. This happens a lot when we’re home alone together.
Anyway, hey! Thanks for adding me to your blogroll.
Now, if you could do a funny blog post about me, my life would almost be perfect. Funny ha-ha, though, not funny-mean. And you should call me “princess” a lot, because I like that. And, if you’d just like me to write it up for you, like a ghost writer, I’d be happy to do that, too.