Sorry, That Was Just Weird

I do go off on tangents sometimes, eh?

Let us cleanse our palates with some nice normal stuff:

Wormcake.  I was worried that they’d all fried in the recent heat.  Nope.  Quite happy living in their own filth and eating my garbage.  THANKS, GUYGALS!

I was reading this blog the other day, and it inspired me to get off my ass and go replant a couple of sections in the garden.  The potatoes were ready to come out, but I knew that area needed a double-dig with loads of compost to not suck so bad.  Anyway, thanks nice lady.  I did it, and now I’m 18,000 calories lighter and have some winter garden stuff planted.  Whoo.

I also had to replant the fava patch.  It produced OK, but something had been tearing the plants all to hell… so I installed a night-vision security camera…

CAUGHT!!! AH HAH!!! HAHA!!! HAH!! ha… heh… uh… k…

Fresh Lettuce.  My last patch is about three feet tall with flowers on it now.  Mmm, bitter.

Drugs are bad.  Don’t do ‘em.  Mmmkay?

Almost didn’t notice these little buggers sleeping on this sunflower.  I know what happened to all those colonies that everyone thinks collapsed.  They’re sleeping in my yard.

HEY!  DUDE!  IT’S, LIKE, 11:AM!!!  WAKE UP!  Frickin’ lazy-assed bees.

The local nursery has their Charlie Brown table in back.  I always buy these pathetic, mildewy, bug-eaten sticks for 75% off.  It is very satisfying when they pop out something like this the next year.

The number two.  Ooo… he closes with an optical illusion!