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Forcing Guests to Take Produce

Note to the future: It was June 29th, 2009 that I started forcing my guests to take home produce.  It happens every year.  I go outside and realize that there’s no chance we’re going to eat those 12 heads of lettuce before they bolt.  And a person can only maintain so many vases of sweet peas in one’s home.  You know you’ve reached this point when you’ve started sneaking bouquets into the neighbors’ houses.

So, I start insisting that, if you’re going to come visit, you’re going to go home with a bag of produce.  So far no one is complaining, but even if they start, I’m going to stuff their backseat with eggplants.  Suck it.

Throw them in YOUR compost pile.

Throw them in YOUR compost pile.

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