I know what you’re not saying… you’re not saying to yourself:

Oh, sure, he’s all ‘bee, bee, bee…’ and ‘whoop-dee-doo, I made raspberry sauce’ and stuff, but where’s the ‘Preserve’ in ‘Produce, Prepare, Preserve’?  What a jerk!  WHAT A JERK!!!

Hey now!  Calm down.  I was getting to that.