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Sorry, That Was Just Weird

July 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

I do go off on tangents sometimes, eh?
Let us cleanse our palates with some nice normal stuff:
Wormcake.  I was worried that they’d all fried in the recent heat.  Nope.  Quite happy living in their own filth and eating my garbage.  THANKS, GUYGALS!
I was reading this blog the other day, and it inspired me to get [...]

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And Now, Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Program

July 15th, 2008 · 5 Comments

In penance for my political digression in the last post, I took extra pictures.
The other day, I filled my gas tank, and it cost me $50. I drive a 4-cyl. Toyota (when I drive anything, which isn’t much). The oil companies are making RECORD profits, and all our government can come up with [...]

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My Wife Has the Gayest Husband in Town

July 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Not only do I loathe professional and college sports and use words like ‘loathe’, I take genuine pleasure from making flower bouquets.

There are suddenly more flowers for cutting in the yard than we have places to put them.
I’m afraid that the only word I can think of to describe the situation…
FABULOUS!

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Two in One Day?! Is He Insane?!

June 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Got a new zoom for the camera. Now, to be fair to the lens, you should know that I accidentally set the camera to a film speed of ISO1600 all day. I told you I didn’t know what all the buttons did. That’s why the pictures look a little like they were [...]

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Stay on Topic!

June 20th, 2008 · 2 Comments

OK, sorry, I digressed there for a bit… gardening, gardening… yeah… so…
Calendula are starting to bloom.
There’s a bumper crop of squirrels this year. Mmm… squirrel…
The potatoes are just starting to flower. That means there’s baby potatoes down there. Mmm… squirrel and potato soup…
These cabbages are giganctic, but they’re just starting to head [...]

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